Does this sound familiar? Twentythree pointers to clue you in to if you are a prostitute or simply an advertising creative. The similartities are endless.... (oh, and do please add yours!)
- 1. You work very odd hours.
- 2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
- 3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
- 4. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
- 5. You are not proud of what you do.
- 6. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
- 7. It's difficult to have a family.
- 8. You have no job satisfaction.
- 9. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
- 10. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
- 11. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
- 12. Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend.)
- 13. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other "professionals."
- 14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
- 15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
- 16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
- 17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
- 18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
- 19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
- 20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
- 21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
- 22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
- 23. Everyday you wake up and tell yourself, "I'm not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life.
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