To undo any offense done to suits: bribe-link "Where is Bob"?
Submitted by Dabitch on Fri, 08/15/2008 - 14:34.
Soooo, yeah, last Friday playlist we all got a little chatty and some shared the usual disdain for that type of suit that seems to do fuck-all at work. I must jump to the suits defense - having been lucky enough to know quite a few that actually do work - and point out that the fuck-all worker exists in all titles. Actually this is just a really silly way for me to point to "where is Bob?" while faking some advertising agency relevance.
I'm sure we have all met Bob, as mr/ms doing fuck-all from hereon will be known.
For a while, we were convinced that Bob had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But then, something happened - Bob stopped showing up for work on a regular basis. Several times a week Bob would take a vacation day, a personal day, a sick day. Sometimes he wouldn’t even bother explaining his absence, acting as if spontaneous five-day weekends were simply the norm. And that is how everyone came to wonder - where is Bob?
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